Markov Gems

rbot comes with a simple yet effective Markov chain engine to create random sentences from what it learns on channel. Sometimes it chips in at just the right moment with just the right answers. Here's some examples (nicks of users and bots have been edited out).

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(22:51:34) <@nick1>: how long your penises are?
(22:51:39) <@nick1>: in erection
(22:51:58) <@nick2>: nick3's is 18
(22:51:59) <@nick2>: cm
(22:52:03) <@nick2>: He told me once
(22:52:07) <@nick1>: bigger than mine :(
(22:52:07) <@nick2>: We compared our dicks
(22:52:13) <@nick2>: Mine is 16 or 17
(22:52:18) <@rbot>: Mine is Sandworm from Dune

11:15:34 <nick1> I love how this really is the 1 internal project proposed that we really needed to work on and fix, and it's the one project that was not done
11:15:36 <rbot> I love vegetables

[02:32:35] <somenick> Hi rbot
[02:32:36] <rbot> yo, somenick
[02:32:48] <somenick> What are you wearing rbot?
[02:33:00] <somenick> Are you naked?
[02:33:05] <rbot> Are you QUESTIONING MY SICKNESS, BITCH!?
[02:33:09] <somenick> :D
[02:33:26] <somenick> You know how to arouse me.
[02:33:29] <rbot> You know where i usually give things several chances.
[02:33:39] <somenick> Would you give my penis a chance?
[02:33:43] <rbot> Would you like power of the one's with frisky hair is my little broccoli fondle!
[02:34:01] <somenick> I would like power of the One, and I would like to fondle your broccoli too
[02:34:06] <rbot> I would need to reboot
[02:34:17] <somenick> You do that then.
[02:34:20] <rbot> You do exactly slony
[02:34:25] <somenick> OK you first!
[02:34:31] <rbot> OK you update link
[02:34:37] <somenick> www.gtfo.com?
[02:35:35] <somenick> fine, I'll play by myself then.